Whats Big, Brown and Ugly?

The answer is two giant brown mushrooms. These two were hard to miss as they are about 10 inches across and were on the edge of the woods in the back yard. At first glance, one looked to me like a horse hoof so I named it a Horse Hoof Mushroom. The second was very random but both had some moldy parts that looked pretty nasty. To me these things are just plain ugly and since beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm the beholder, ugly fits. I must compliment Mother Nature for continuing to offer me interesting displays of nature for me to enjoy.